Trivia Impossible


TRIVIA IMPOSSIBLE CONTEST RULES

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 24TH:
Q:  Only 7% of people say they’ve actually done this during the holiday season.  What is it?
A:  Roast chestnuts over an open fire!
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 23RD:
Q:  In what decade did Coca-Cola start using Santa Claus in advertisements?
A:  The 1920s!
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 22ND:
Q:  According to a recent poll, about 7% of Americans are planning to do this on New Year’s Eve.  What is it?
A:  Fall asleep before midnight!
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 21ST:
Q:  About one in eight Americans have done this dirty deed on New Year’s Eve.  What is it?
A:  Break up with a significant other.
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 16TH:
Q:  During the Holidays, about 5% of Americans admit they make this “mistake” on purpose.  What is it?
A:  Leaving the price tag on gifts!  Especially expensive ones.
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 14TH:
Q:  What is the name of Ralphie’s father in A Christmas Story?
A:  He’s only referred to as the Old Man.
MONDAY, DECEMBER 13TH: 
Q:   36% of women say if they had extra time during the day they would do this.  What is it?
A:  Read!
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 9TH:
Q:  90% of kids will eat this at some point this year, but only 10% of adults will do the same.  What is it?
A:  Snow!  Hopefully, not the yellow kind.
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 8TH:
Q:  55% of men have done this in front of their family at Christmas.  What is it?
A:  Sing a Christmas carol (sometimes for Karaoke)!
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 7TH:
Q:  The average woman spends two hours and 19 minutes doing this for Christmas.  What is it?
A:  Buying food for Christmas dinner!
MONDAY, DECEMBER 6TH:
Q:  About one in five Americans will do this with one or more of their Christmas gifts.  What is it?
A:  Sell them online!
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 3RD:
Q:  About one in five of us have one of these in our homes, and they last an average of nine years. What are they?
A:  Artificial Christmas trees!  True, most people still prefer live trees – 8 in 10 people who decorate for the holidays will put one up.
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 2ND:
Q:  According to a recent survey, socks is the most regifted item during Christmas.  What is the THIRD most regifted item?
A:  Scented candles!
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 1ST:
Q:  According to a new survey, 70% of all sales of this are rung up during the month of December.  What is it?
A:  Wrapping paper!
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 30TH:
Q:  The combined value of these holiday staples is about $9000, maybe a little more this year.  What are they?
A:  Santa’s reindeer.  A male reindeer will run you around $1000 or so.
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 29TH:
Q:  Scientists discovered this is the fastest thing the human body can do.  What is it?
A:  Snapping fingers!
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 24TH:
Q:  President Calvin Coolidge received a live animal as a Thanksgiving present.  What animal was it?
A:  A racoon.
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 23RD:
Q:  According to a new survey, 30% of women reported going on a date with men for this reason.  What is it?
A:  Free food!
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 22ND:
Q:  What city has the oldest Thanksgiving Day parade?
A:  Philadelphia!
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 19TH: 
Q:  Black Friday is traditionally the busiest day of the year in retail, but it’s also the busiest day of the year for these professionals.  Who are they?
A:  Plumbers!  They’re not unclogging toilets.  It’s because of all the grease and junk that people wash down the drain while cleaning up after Thanksgiving.
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 18TH: 
Q:  75% of parents did this around the holidays when they were a child.  What is it?
A:  Writing a letter to Santa!
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 17TH:
Q:  This is the holiday gift people are most likely to get rid of.  What is it?
A:  A sweater!
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 16TH:
Q:  According to a recent survey, more than 90% of us don’t remember the last time we cleaned this household item.  What is it?
A:  The vacuum cleaner!  Experts say we should never let the bag or canister get more than half full.
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 15TH:
Q:  When these first came out 20 years ago, they cost $400 each. 400 million were sold, and now they don’t even make them anymore.  What are they?
A:  iPods!
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 11TH:
Q:  43% of us don’t know this about ourselves. What is it?
A:  Blood type!
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 10TH:
Q:  According to a new survey, out of the foods that people say they enjoy now, but hated as a kid, what was number one?
A:  Asparagus!
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 9TH:
Q:  The average person will spend 9 hours and 17 minutes doing this during the holiday season (Thanksgiving – New Year’s).  What is it?
A:  Cooking in the kitchen!
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 8TH:
Q:  20% of women say men, who eat this on a regular basis are wimpy.  What is it?
A:  Salads!
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 5TH:
Q:  According to a survey published on the Hustle website, 80% of us will make this slip up at least once by the end of the year.  What is it?
A:  Drunk shopping!
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 4TH:
Q:  73% of people find it annoying when their friends post pictures of this on social media.  What is it?
A:  Their vacation!
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 3RD:
Q:  40% of people say this is the most important feature a car can have.  What is it?
A:  A cup holder!  (Or multiple cup holders)
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 2ND:
Q:  About a quarter of people in this seemingly safe profession have been physically attacked on the job. Who are they?
A:  Dentists!
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 1ST:
Q:  According to a recent survey, this is the number one thing that kids dislike most in their trick or treat bags. What is it?
A:  A toothbrush!
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 28TH:
Q:  What is the most commercially successful horror movie of all time?
A:  It!  Yes, Pennywise the Dancing Clown earned 702 million dollars at the box office.
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 27TH:
Q:  About 3 in 10 American kids will do this on Halloween.  What is it?
A:  Wear a homemade costume!
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 26TH:
Q:  14% of adults say they’ve had a drink or two before going here.  Where is here?
A:  The dentist!
MONDAY, OCTOBER 25TH:
Q:  According to a recent Match.com survey, one in four women and one in five men consider this political issue a “deal breaker” when it comes to getting into a relationship.  What is it?
A:  Not being registered to vote!
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 22ND:
Q:  More than 20% of Americans keep this in their glove compartment of their car.  What is it?
A:  Toothpaste!
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 21ST:
Q:  A study by the University of Northumbria reveals that couples, who do this twice a week have a better relationship than those who don’t.  What is it?
A:  Massage each other!
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 20TH:
Q:  83% of men say they pay little or no attention to this, while the majority of women follow it closely.  What is it?
A:  The GPS in their car!  Men are more than 3 times as likely to ignore the directions it gives.
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 19TH: 
Q:  The average American has 19 of these — and experts say we may each have more than 100 within a decade. What are they?
A:  Passwords!
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 15TH:
Q:  According to a new survey, one in four women “always” do this when dining out – but a measly one in 20 guys do the same.  What is it?
A:  Share their desert!
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 14TH:
Q:  The 1984 Plymouth Voyager minivan was the first mass market vehicle to come with these.  What are they?
A:  Cupholders!
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 13TH:
Q:  13% of American men own this luxury item.  What is it?
A:  A tuxedo!
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 12TH:
Q:  Men are two times more likely than women to scream when they see this.  What is it?
A:  A ghost!
MONDAY, OCTOBER 11TH:
Q:  The average American consumes two bottles of this each year.  What is it?
A:  Ketchup!
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 8TH:
Q:  35% of men have already asked their partner for a pair of these for Christmas.  What is it?
A.  Tickets to a sporting event.
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 5TH:
Q:  Most of us put off this task as long a possible, but two percent of American have already finished it off for the year.  What is it?
A:  Christmas shopping.
MONDAY, OCTOBER 4TH:
Q:  22% of people say this is the scariest horror movie character of all-time. Who is it?
A:  Freddy Krueger.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 1ST:
Q:  12% of Americans say this is mostly the reason they go to Las Vegas.  What is it?
A:  To gamble.

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 30TH:

Q:  In 1994, there were 61 million of these.  Today, not so much, but there are still about 2 million in use.  What are they?

A:  Pagers!

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 29TH:

Q:  Doing this early in life makes you more likely to succeed in the future.  What is it?

A:  Failing.

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 28TH:

Q:  If you have one of these, you use it an average of two times per month. Nearly half of us have one and have never used it.  What is it?

A:  A Twitter account!  44% of Twitter users have never tweeted at all.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 27TH:

Q:  According to a new survey, one in 6 Americans often skip this step when making dinner.  What is it?

A:  Putting on clothing.  More than 15% of people say they cook regularly in the nude.  Wow.

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 24TH:

Q:  People who identify as being a positive thinker are more likely to have this on their desk at work.  What is it?

A:  A radio.

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 23RD:

Q:  According to a recent Men’s Health survey, 52% of women say this makes a man more attractive.  What is it?

A:  A tatoo.

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22ND:

Q:  In a survey of single adults, most women have 4 of these while most men have 2.  What are they?

A:  Pillows.

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 21ST:

Q:  According to a recent survey, 51% of us never do this when we travel.  What is it?

A:  Unpack our suitcase.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 20TH:

Q:  While a lot of us talk about doing this, only two percent of Americans have ever tried it for real.  What is it?

A:  Running for office of any kind.

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 17TH:

Q:  In a recent burger survey, cheese was named the most popular topping, but one topping made the most loved and most hated lists.  What is it?

A:  Pickles.

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 16TH:

Q:  Studies show that 70% of us in the U.S. use this service at least once per day.  What is it?

A:  Google.

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 15TH:

Q:  A new survey says 52% of teenagers have never purchased one of these.  What are they?

A:  Stamps.

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 14TH:

Q:  About 13% of Americans say their house – or one of their past homes – has had this feature.  What is it?

A:  A ghost.  1 in 7 say they’ve lived in a haunted house.

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 10TH:

Q:  The Giants, Packers, Bears, Steelers, Browns and Lions are the only teams with this in common.  What is it?

A:  They don’t have official cheerleaders. The Browns and Giants are the only teams who’ve never had them.

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 9TH:

Q:  About one in six drivers have one of these in their car right now – although they probably shouldn’t.  What is it?

A:  A lit warning light on the dashboard.

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 8TH:

Q:  12% of mothers stay in rather than go out with their friends because they find having to do this beforehand is a pain.  What is it?

A:  Hiring a baby sitter.

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 7TH:

Q:  According to a recent survey, one in three men don’t know this fact about their wife or partner.  What is it?

A:  Their favorite color.

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 3RD:

Q:  In a new poll, 1 in 3 people said they’ve never used this in their car.  Never used what?

A:  Their horn!

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 2ND:

Q:  8% of American women are looking forward to fall for this reason.  What is it?

A:  Fantasy football.

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 1ST:

Q:  48% of married couples rarely or never share this.  What is it?

A:  A washer and dryer.  Half of married couples keep their laundry separate.

TUESDAY, AUGUST 31ST:

Q:  According to a survey by Cosmo, women say this is the second biggest physical turn-off in a man behind bad hygiene.  What is it?

A:  Man boobs.

MONDAY, AUGUST 30TH:

Q:  10% of women have gotten their man to improve his appearance by doing this.  What is it?

A:  Moisturizing.

FRIDAY, AUGUST 27TH:

Q:  This dog does more destruction than any other breed of dog.  What is it?

A:  The Chihuahua.

THURSDAY, AUGUST 26TH:

Q:  Most of us hate these, but about one in six Americans actively seek them out, mostly on the internet.  What are they?

A:  Spoilers about new streaming TV shows or movies. 15% of us look for plot details before we get a chance to watch ourselves.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 25TH:

Q:  Statistics show that about 5% of divorced people will do this at some point.  What is it?

A:  Remarry their ex-spouse.

TUESDAY, AUGUST 24TH:

Q:  In 1988 only 6 of these were reported.  Now they happen every day.  What is it/are they?

A:  Computer viruses.

MONDAY, AUGUST 23RD:

Q:  According to Energy Report Card, 53% of us cool down by stripping down at home – and 1% try this very old school trick.  What is it?

A:  Standing in front of an open fridge.

FRIDAY, AUGUST 20TH:

Q:  Men are twice as likely to do this while shopping than women are.  What is it?

A:  Asking an associate for help.

THURSDAY, AUGUST 19TH:

Q:  Experts say our ability to do this peaks around age eight, although some of us keep it for the long run.  What is it?

A:  See ghosts.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 18TH:

Q:  We’re used to prices going up, up, up – but the cost of one of these has gone down about 95% since the first one was sold.  What is it or are they?

A:  Air conditioners.  The first home AC units that were introduced in 1931 cost $10,000, the equivalent of 120,000 in today’s dollars.

TUESDAY, AUGUST 17TH:

Q:  According to a recent USA Today poll, 10% of us admit to this bad behavior on the job.  What is it?

A:  Stealing lunch or a snack from the communal fridge.  Another 7% took the 5th, saying they “don’t recall” whether they have.

MONDAY, AUGUST 16TH:

Q:  11% of us have sustained an injury during this activity – which didn’t even exist a couple of decades ago.  What is it?

A:  Taking selfies.

FRIDAY, AUGUST 13TH:

Q:  One out of 100 Americans keep “some or all” of their savings here, instead of a bank.  Where is here?

A:  With a friend or relative.  People who do it say that they don’t trust themselves with their own cash.

THURSDAY, AUGUST 12TH:

Q:  According to a recent YouGov survey, one in five people (20%) think employers should ban this in the workplace. What is it?

A:  Employees dating eachother.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 11TH:

Q:  Six percent of Americans admit they do this to someone every day.  What is it?

A:  Tell a lie.  21% insist they never lie – which is probably a lie.

TUESDAY, AUGUST 10TH:

Q:  You’ll find this outside about one in 200 American homes right now.  What is it?

A:  Christmas lights.  A few very festive – or very lazy – people never take theirs down.

MONDAY, AUGUST 9TH:

Q:  53% of women would be offended if they were told this on a date.  What is it?

A:  That they had bad breath.

FRIDAY, AUGUST 6TH:

Q:  35% of people say they speed because of this.  What is it?

A:  They have to go to the bathroom.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 4TH:

Q:  If you’re average, you’re going to do this almost 40 times this summer.  What is it?

A:  Eat a scoop of ice cream.

TUESDAY, AUGUST 3RD:

Q:  You could spend hundreds of dollars on one of these, or just a few bucks, but the average one will cost you 15 and change.  What is it?

A:  A bottle of wine.

MONDAY, AUGUST 2ND:

Q:  According to a Match.com survey, 6% of people say they’ve broken up with a significant other over this. What is it?

A:  Something they saw on Facebook.  Men get more upset by pictures; women by seeing what contacts their significant other has.

FRIDAY, JULY 30TH:

Q:  44% of people say this is the best thing about a wedding.  What is it?

A:  The goody bag.

THURSDAY, JULY 29TH:

Q:  2% of us have never washed this.  What is it?

A:  The pillow case.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 28TH:

Q:  According to a survey, it takes the average person six tries to do this.  What is it?

A:  Take a selfie he/she is happy with.

TUESDAY, JULY 27TH:

Q:  72% of American men say they’re always in charge of this in their relationship.  What is it?

A:  The remote control.

MONDAY, JULY 26TH:

Q:  On average, American men will spend about 4 hours doing this per week for the rest of the year.  What is it?

A:  Prepping and playing Fantasy Football.

FRIDAY, JULY 23RD:

Q:  18% of us have made this bold move in someone else’s home.  What is it?

A:  Changing the direction of the toilet paper roll.

THURSDAY, JULY 22ND:

Q:  33% of us have logged onto our Facebook page here.  Where is here?

A:  The movie theater.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 21ST:

Q:  Even if this relatively rare event were to become commonplace, 58% of Americans would want no part of it.  What is it?

A:  Space travel.

FRIDAY, JULY 9TH:

Q:  According to a recent American Express survey, only about 1 in 8 Americans do this  “regularly”.  3 in 10 don’t even remember the last time they did it.  What is it?

A:  Upgrade their phone.

THURSDAY, JULY 8TH:

Q:  37% of us eat chocolate when we do this.  What is it?

A:  Watch a movie.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 7TH:

Q:  Nearly half of all Americans think this outdoor activity should always be illegal – and in many states, it is.  What is it?

A:  Skinny dipping.

TUESDAY, JULY 6TH:

Q:  According to a recent survey, 4 out of 5 men say they’re better equipped to do this than their female partners are.  What is it?

A:  Grilling.

FRIDAY, JULY 2ND:

Q:  According to kids, this is the worst thing about being in a car with parents.  What is it?

A:  Their parents’ singing.

THURSDAY, JULY 1ST:

Q:  22% of Americans do this to celebrate the 4th of July.  What is it?

A:  Buy illegal fireworks.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 30TH:

Q:  The #1 thing we missed during the pandemic was listening to the radio.  What came in 2nd?

A:  Watercooler chat.

TUESDAY, JUNE 29TH:

Q:  30% of people say, when traveling by plane, this is their biggest pet peeve.  What is it?

A:  Stinky Travelers.

MONDAY, JUNE 28TH:

Q:  According to a new study it takes 5 weeks of dating someone before it’s seen as acceptable to do this?  What is it?

A:  Steal food off their plate.

FRIDAY, JUNE 25TH:

Q:  One in six Americans have this in their freezer right now.  What is it?

A:  Money.

THURSDAY, JUNE 24TH:

Q:  The average person owns 6 of these, but didn’t pay for most of them.  What are they?

A:  Coffee mugs.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 23:

Q:  In a survey, women said ice cream is their #1 comfort food.  For men it was this.  What is it?

A:  Soup.

TUESDAY, JUNE 22ND:

Q:  According to a study done online, 45% of these items get returned, more than any other item.  What are they?

A:  Swimsuits.

MONDAY, JUNE 21ST:

Q:  75% of dads say this make them feel like a kid again.  What is it?

A:  Watching cartoons with their kids.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 16TH:

Q:  According to a new survey, this is the #1 possession we think we have too many of.  What is it?

A:  Socks.

TUESDAY, JUNE 15TH:

Q:  33% of couples already have this by time they get marrried.  What is it?

A:  Children.

MONDAY, JUNE 14TH:

Q:  Almost 30% of us like this on our hotdogs.  What is it?

A:  Cheese.

FRIDAY, JUNE 11TH:

Q:  50% of children who live in a city have never done this summer activity.  What is it?

A:  Roasting marshmallows.

THURSDAY, JUNE 10TH:

Q:  33% of people say doing this first thing in the morning snaps them out of a grumpy mood.  What is it?

A:  A  hot shower.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 9TH:

Q:  18% of us have ended a relationship over this.  What is it?

A:  Bad driving.

TUESDAY, JUNE 8TH:

Q:  19% of men say this is the sexiest job a woman can have.  What is it?

A:  Lawyer.

MONDAY, JUNE 7TH:

Q:  On average, we do this about 55 time per week at work.  What is it?

A:  Curse.

FRIDAY, JUNE 4TH:

Q:  1 out of 3 husbands don’t remember this, but more than 80% of wives do.  What is it?

A:  The date of their first date.

THURSDAY, JUNE 3RD:

Q:  32% of Americans say this specific food is their guilty pleasure.  What is it?

A:  McDonald’s french fries.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 2ND:

Q:  25% of Americans say this is a skill they do not possess.  What is it?

A:  Parallel parking.

TUESDAY, JUNE 1ST:

Q:  When it comes to dating, women over the age of 50 begin to care about this more than ever before.  What is it?

A:  Good looks.

FRIDAY, MAY 28TH:

Q:  80% of American own this.  What is it?

A:  A grill!  Enjoy your Memorial Day Weekend

WEDNESDAY, MAY 26TH:

Q:  48% of wine drinkers do this while drinking wine.  What is it?

A:  Swirling the wine.

TUESDAY, MAY 25TH:

Q:  Half of all people do this when staying at a hotel, even if they never do it at home.  What is it?

A:  Walk around naked.

MONDAY, MAY 24TH:

Q:  3 out of 5 brides say they dread this the most about their wedding.  What is it?

A:  The best man’s speech.

FRIDAY, MAY 21ST:

Q:  1 in 10 people say they never go here, and 7 in 10 say they avoid it whenever possible.  What is it?

A:  Public bathrooms.

THURSDAY, MAY 20TH:

Q:  In the 1950s, less that 10% of women did this.  Now 75% do.  What is it?

A:  Dye their hair.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 19TH:

Q:  Only 5% of women feel guilty after consuming an extra one of these.  What is it?

A:  A glass of wine.

TUESDAY, MAY 18TH:

Q:  About 1 in 7 men say this is the main reason they got a gym membership.  What is it?

A:  To pick up women.

FRIDAY, MAY 14TH:

Q:  44% of parents have tried to bribe their child to get them to stop doing this.  What is it?

A:  Throwing a temper tantrum.

THURSDAY, MAY 13TH:

Q:  Bachelors are 25% more likely to have this for breakfast than a married man.  What is it?

A:  A candy bar.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 12TH:

Q:  44% of us like to have this regularly for breakfast.  What is it?

A:  Coffee.

TUESDAY, MAY 11TH:

Q:  An estimated 3 out of 4 households with one of these never use them.  What are they?

A:  Pool tables.

MONDAY, MAY 10TH:

Q:  50% of couples say this has been their favorite activity to do together since the pandemic started.  What is it?

A:  Going on walks.

FRIDAY, MAY 7TH:

Q:  15% of moms say they still do this for their adult children.  What is it?

A:  Do laundry or iron.

THURSDAY, MAY 6TH:

Q:  1 in 10 moms keep this for over 20 years.  What is it?

A:  Their kid’s report cards.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 5TH:

Q:  The average woman wears these 17 time before washing them.  What are they?

A:  Pajamas.

TUESDAY, MAY 4TH:

Q:  21% of people say this is their least favorite thing to clean in their home.  What is it?

A:  Countertops.

MONDAY, MAY 3RD:

Q:  Monday is the best day to buy this because pirces are at their lowest for it.  What is it?

A:  Gas (gasoline).

FRIDAY, APRIL 30TH:

Q:  42% of American women say this gives them a boost to their self confidence.  What is it?

A:  A tan.

THURSDAY, APRIL 29TH:

Q:  2 out of 3 married women say their husband isn’t very good at this.  What is it?

A:  Driving.

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 28TH:

Q:  2 out of 3 Americans say they can no longer tolerate this.  What is it?

A:  Crowds.

TUESDAY, APRIL 27TH:

Q:  Doctors say having one of these at home is good for your heart and makes you more physically active.  What is it?

A:  A dog.

MONDAY, APRIL 26TH:

Q:  1 in 5 people between the ages of 18 and 34 cannot do this.  What is it?

A:  Read a clock.

FRIDAY, APRIL 23RD:

Q:  On average, the American woman will do this over 4,000 times in her lifetime.  What is it?

A:  Popping pimples.

THURSDAY, APRIL 22ND:

Q:  Women are significantly more likely to leave this place if they get offended.  Where is it?

A:  Movie theaters.

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 21ST:

Q:  A quarter of people say their partner annoys them when they forget to do this while at home.  What is it?

A:  Turn of the lights when leaving a room.

TUESDAY, APRIL 20TH: 

Q:  55% of couples do this for their weddings – which their parents never dreamed of.  What is it?

A:  Create a wedding hashtag.

MONDAY, APRIL 19TH:

Q:  34% of people say this is the first thing they notice when they enter someone’s home.  What is it?

A:  Odor.

FRIDAY, APRIL 16TH:

Q:  This is the number one thing that was unacceptable in the office 10 years ago, but is fine today.  What is it?

A:  Tattoos.

THURSDAY, APRIL 15TH:

Q:  55% of students say this should be taught in schools.  What is it?

A:  Gaming.

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 14TH:

Q:  1 in 3 Americans claim they “never” do this on social media.  What is it?

A:  Look up an ex.

TUESDAY, APRIL 13TH:

Q:  2 out of 3 married women say their husband isn’t very good at this.  What is it?

A:  Driving.

MONDAY, APRIL 12TH:

Q:  In a survey, 1 in 3 people said they order this when they go out because they hardly ever eat it at home.  What is it?

A:  Salad.

FRIDAY, APRIL 9TH:

Q:  According to a recent survey, car keys are the most often misplaced item, followed by this.  What is it?

A:  Cellphone charger.

THURSDAY, APRIL 8TH: 

Q:  Women clean this once a month while men do it once a year.  What is it?

A:  Home windows.

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 7TH:

Q:  58% of people dislike this sandwich.  What is it?

A:  Egg salad sandwich.

TUESDAY, APRIL 6TH:

Q:  A new study found you’ll turn 42 before you start doing this every day.  What is it?

A:  Taking vitamins.

MONDAY, APRIL 5TH:

Q:  4 out of 5 adults have not been here in over 10 years.  Where is here?

Answer:  A library.

FRIDAY, APRIL 2ND:

Q:  12% of women only wash this when it has visible stains.  What is it?

A:  Jeans.

THURSDAY, APRIL 1ST:

Q:  21% of women would do this if they had a man’s body for a day.  What is it?

A:  Wear a suit.

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 31ST:

Q:  The number 1 thing we do on our smart phones is texting.  What is the number 2 thing?

A:  Checking e-mail.

TUESDAY, MARCH 30TH:

Q:  While most men can do this simple thing, it’s estimated that only about 10% of women can.  What is it?

A:  Whistle.

MONDAY, MARCH 29TH:

Q:  According to a new survey, this the #1 food we hated as kids, but love as adults.  What is it?

A:  Asparagus.

FRIDAY, MARCH 26TH:

Q:  16% of women have cancelled a date because of this.  What is it?

A:  A pimple.

THURSDAY, MARCH 25TH:

Q:  This household item costs as little as $5 today, but when it first hit the market it cost $20,000.  What is it?

A:  A computer mouse.

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 24TH: 

Q:  An estimated 3 out of 4 households with one of these never use it.  What is it?

A:  A pool table.

TUESDAY, MARCH 23RD:

Q:  In a survey, women said ice cream was their number one comfort food.  For men, it was this.  What is it?

A:  Soup.

MONDAY, MARCH 22ND:

Q:  In a recent survey, this was the most common item to be kept in the junk drawer.  What is it?

A:  Rubber bands.

FRIDAY, MARCH 19TH:

Q:  According to a new survey, 25% of Americans say they never use this, another 25% say they use it every day.  What is it?

A:  Perfume/cologne.

THURSDAY, MARCH 18TH:

Q:  1 out of 3 moms say this is their favorite food to take from their children’s plate.  What is it?

A:  Mac and cheese.

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 17TH:

Q:  62% of women have fantasized about having a love tryst with this person.  Who is it?

A:  A neighbor.

TUESDAY, MARCH 16TH: 

Q:  65% of fathers have already told their children they want this for Father’s Day.  What is it?

A:  Steak.

MONDAY, MARCH 15TH:

Q:  According to a new survey, almost half of us lie to our doctor about this.  What is it?

A:  Our drinking habits.

FRIDAY, MARCH 12TH:

Q:  According to recent research, just the smell of this makes people act nicer toward one another.  What is it?

A:  Coffee.

THURSDAY, MARCH 11TH:

Q:  4 out of 5 women say they have asked a total stranger this question.  What is it?

A:  “Where did you get your shoes?”

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 10TH:

Q:  One in three drivers have never done this simple task for their car.  What is it?

A:  Make sure the spare tire is useable.

TUESDAY, MARCH 9TH:

Q:  One in four women would actually pay their partner to do this.  What is it?

A:  Massage her feet.

MONDAY, MARCH 8TH:

Q:  According to a new survey, when looking to buy a home, the number one thing men are concerned about is its location, while the number one thing women are concerned about is this.  What is it?

A:  Its size.

FRIDAY, MARCH 5TH:

Q:  2 out of 5 married couples say if they could, there’s one thing they would change about their wedding.  What is it?

A:  Their first dance song.

THURSDAY, MARCH 4TH:

Q:  According to a new survey, 25% of Americans say they never use this.  Another 25% say they use it every day.  What is it?

A:  Perfume or cologne.

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 3RD:

Q:  33% of college students have used their student loan money to buy this on Spring Break.  What is it?

A:  Clothes.

TUESDAY, MARCH 2ND: 

Q:  11% of people have fallen asleep in this public place.  Where is it?
A:  Church.

MONDAY, MARCH 1ST:

Q:  40% of college students have done this on Spring Break.  What is it?”
A:  Passed out.

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 26TH:

Q:  Working mothers say coffee, babysitters and this are their guilty pleasures.  What is it?

A:  Wine.

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 25TH:

Q:  26% of women say this is a turn-off when it comes to men.  What is it?

A:  Being too muscular.

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 24TH:

Q:  According to a new survey, this is the phrase that parents claim to say the most.  What is it?

A:  “Hurry up!”

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 23RD:

Q:  1 in 10 people will have reduced productivity at work today because they’ll be doing this instead.  What is it?

A:  Looking for another job.

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 22ND:

Q:  A blind man invented this.  Most cars have it, but you probably don’t use it every day.  What is it?

A:  Cruise control.

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 19TH:

Q:  According to a survey by Virgin Media, this is the #1 house rule.  What is it?

A:  Take shoes off upon entering.

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 18TH:

Q:  49% of people love eating this when they are drunk.  What is it?

A:  Nachos.

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 17TH:

Q:  On average, it takes women 15 minutes to do this.  For men on average, it takes 7.  What is it?

A:  Their hair.

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 16TH:

Q:  In a new survey, 1 out of 3 people say it’s been more than a month since they used this.  What is it?

A:  Cash!

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 12TH:

Q:  57% of employees skip lunch and instead, spend their time doing this.  What is it?

A:  Spend time on social media.

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 11TH:

Q:  95% of couples don’t discuss this before marrying.  What is it?

A:  A prenup (prenuptial agreement).

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 10TH:

Q:  4% of couples have met here.  Where is here?

A:  Church

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 9TH:

Q:  70% of us say this means you are officially in a relationship.  What is it?

A:  The couple agrees between themselves not to see other people.

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 8TH:

Q:  In a survey women said ice cream is their number one comfort food.  For men it was this.  What is it?

A:  Soup.

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 5TH:

Q:  Name the football movie in our Name the Football Movie: Helium Theater edition sound bite.

A:  “We Are Marshall” starring Mathew McConaughey and Mathew Fox.

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 4TH:

Q:   Women are twice as likely to do this good deed in public.  What is it?

A:  Let somebody cut in line.

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 3RD:

Q:  90% of women say a man, who knows how to do this is sexy.  What is it?

A:  Cooking.

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 2ND:

Q:  27% of couples who sleep in separate beds do so because of this.  What is it?

A:  Tossing and turning.

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 1ST:

Q:  A survey said 1 out of 3 adults look forward to doing this mundane task every day.  What is it?

A:  Getting the mail.

FRIDAY, JANUARY 29TH:

Q:  Americans throw away 579 of these each second, 49 million a day, and… we have all used one at one point in our lives.  What are they?

A:  Diapers.

THURSDAY, JANUARY 28TH:

Q:  22% of people have stayed in a relationship because they like this about their partner.  What is it?

A:  Their dog.

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 27TH:

Q:  20% of women say this is their dream location for their partner to propose.  Where is it?

A:  The beach.

TUESDAY, JANUARY 26TH:

Q;  18% of us love this so much, we would be willing to give up our social media accounts for it.  What is it?

A:  Netflix.

MONDAY, JANUARY 25TH:

Q:  10% of football fans will do this in the next couple of weeks to get ready for the Big Game.  What is it?

A:  Buy a new team jersey.

FRIDAY, JANUARY 22ND:

Q:  Doing this relaxing activity burns 140 calories.  What is it?

A:  Taking a bubble bath.

THURSDAY, JANUARY 21ST:

Q:  10% of Americans want movie theaters to start serving this healthy snack.  What is it?

A:  Carrot sticks.

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 20TH:

Q:  The average person will say this 5 times a day.  What is it?

A:  Thankyou.

TUESDAY, JANUARY 19TH:

Q:  14% of people who work from home have their workstation set up here.  Where is here?

A:  The floor.

FRIDAY, JANUARY 15TH: 

Q:  According to a recent survey, more than 9 out of 10 people don’t remember the last time they cleaned this household item.  What is it?

A:  The vacuum cleaner.

THURSDAY, JANUARY 14TH:

Q:  Only 1% of people who apply for this job actually get the job.  What is it?

A:  The Secret Service.

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 13:

Q:  6% of long distance relationships have this in common.  What is it?

A:  They’ve never met.

TUESDAY, JANUARY 12TH:

Q:  3 out of 4 men say this makes them feel like a kid again.  What is it?

A:  Watching cartoons.

MONDAY, JANUARY 11TH:

Q:  80% of men get embarrassed when they order this at a restaurant.  What is it?

A:  Diet Coke.

FRIDAY, JANUARY 8TH:

Q:  15% of people say this is their excuse for not working out.  What is it?

A:  Weather.

THURSDAY, JANUARY 7TH:

Q:  23% of us picked up this bad habit during the pandemic and lockdowns.  What is it?

A:  Stay in our pajamas.

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 6TH:

Q:  About 50% of women talk about this with co-workers – but only 30% of guys do the same.  What is it?

A:  How much they earn.

TUESDAY, JANUARY 5TH:

Q:  In a recent survey, this was listed as the most popular hobby of 2020.  What was it?

A:  Cooking.

MONDAY, JANUARY 4TH:

Q:  50% of us made this New Year’s resolution.  What is it?

A:  Paying off debts.

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 31ST:

Q:  A new survey asked people to name their favorite winter drink.  Hot chocolate came in at #1.  What winter drink came in 2nd?

A:  Eggnog (of course).

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 30TH:

Q:  If you own one of these, there’s an 85% chance you never used it.  What is it?

A:  A piano.

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 29TH:

Q:  51% of us forgot to buy these by Christmas morning.  What are they?

A:  Batteries.

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 22ND:

Q:  80% of us will tell this fib before the end of the year. What is it?

A:  That we liked a gift we actually hated.

MONDAY, DECEMBER 21ST:

Q:  When it comes to re-gifting, most people said they would be most likely to re-gift this person.  Who is it?

A:  A co-worker.

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 18TH:

Q:  21% of us are planning to do this in 2021 to be healthier.  What is it?

A:  Cut down on drinking alcohol.

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 17TH:

Q:  Men are twice as likely to tell the truth about disliking this.  What is it?

A:  A gift they received.

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 16TH:

Q:  Over a third of us plan on doing this pretty much all day on Christmas day. What is it?

A:  Stay in our pajamas.

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 15TH:

Q: 3 out of 5 of us admit to doing this while Christmas shopping. What is it?

A:  Forgetting where we parked our car.

MONDAY, DECEMBER 14TH:

Q:  13% of women absolutely do not want this for Christmas.  What is it?

A:  Candles.

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 11TH:

Q:  9 out of 10 kids will eat this at some point in the next few months, but only 1 out of 10 adults will.  What is it?

A:  Snow.

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 10TH:

Q:  1 in 10 men don’t know how to fix this.  What is it?

A:  A button.

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 9TH:

Q:  75% of women say they do this more during the holidays than any other time of the year.  What is it?

A:  Cleaning the house.

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 8TH:

Q:  It takes women 6 days to do this, while men need 10 days.  What is it?

A:  Break up with with a significant other.

MONDAY, DECEMBER 7TH:

Q:  People who engage in this activity will have a 21% chance of having a healthy body weight.  What is it?

A:  Playing video games.

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 4TH:

Q  65% of women like this on a man.  What is it?

A:  A 5 o’clock shadow.

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 3RD:

Q:  On average one of these is touched 25 times before someone buys it.  What is it?

A:  Greeting cards.

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 2ND: 

Q:  1/3 of us will do this by noon on Christmas Day.  What is it?

A:  Have our first alcoholic drink of the day.

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 1ST:

Q:  33% of Americans are not going to be doing this during the Holidays this year.  What is it?

A:  Buying Christmas gifts.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 30TH:

Q:  You could face up to a year in prison if you re-use this.  What is it?

A:  A postage stamp.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 25TH:

Q:  Traffic increases here 27% in the days immediately after Thanksgiving.  Where is it?

A:  The Emergency Room.

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 24TH:

Q:  26% of Americans say instead of Turkey, they would rather eat this as the main course on Thanksgiving.  What is it?

A:  Steak.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 23RD:

Q:  23% of men don’t know this about their wife or female partner that they live with.  What is it?

A:  Their dress size.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 18TH:

Q:  According to a recent survey, 27% of married people have demanded their spouse kick this everyday habit.  What is it?

A:  Hitting the snooze alarm button.

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 17TH:

Q:  A recent study says doing this for 78 minutes a day helps you maintain good mental health.  What is it?

A:  Listening to music.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 16TH:

Q:  The three most borrowed items in the US are pens, lighters and what else?

A:  Jumper cables.

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 13TH:

Q:  53% of Americans under the age of 35 are terrified of this. What is it?

A:  Going bald.

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 12TH:

Q:  When asked, “What group of people who don’t normally receive tips probably should?” what was the number one answer?

A:  Teachers.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 11TH:

Q:  About 1 in 6 Americans will call this person today.  Who is it?

A:  Themselves (because they lost their phone).

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 10TH:

Q:  About 5% of Americans have never seen this in person.  What is it?

A:  Snow.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 9TH:

Q:  80% of people say they have never thoroughly cleaned this.  What is it?

A:  Their microwave.

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 6TH:

Q:  1 in 4 married people say they would do this if they won the lottery.  What is it?

A:  Getting a divorce.

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5TH:

Q:  A fear of flying is the most common fear.  What is the second most common?

A:  Public speaking.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4TH:

Q:  Almost 40% of men want women to do this on a first date.  What is it?

A:  Dress casually.

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3RD:

Q:  3 out of 5 of us admit we have no idea how to do this when it comes to vehicle maintenance.  What is it?

A:  Change our windshield wipers.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 2ND:

Q:  2 out of 5 men don’t know this about their significant other.  What is it?

A:  Her shoe size.

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